In her confusion, she was guzzling anything wet and white. Even more absurdly, she was smearing it over her face and playing with it in a miserable attempt to look sexy, despite having been alone until he had arrived a moment ago. Still, he didn’t want to make her feel bad, so he dropped his trousers and started doing the needful, i.e. wanking one off and depositing some thick cum all over her face. Only as he scarpered did he realise that she had now resorted to trying to make mock cum with water and talcum powder. Tragic. But at least he had done his bit.