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He scrambled to get the lid off the jar, lifted it high and more or less threw the contents all over his own face, guzzling as much of it down as he could without slowing, then tossed the jar onto the pile with a glassy clank before grabbing another, yanking the lid off without even twisting it and this time coolly but rapidly pouring the entire half kilo of Chicken Tonight straight down his oesophagus.