He fouled himself, and it was so much worse since he was wearing shorts, was a mile from his condo, surrounded by people, in a foreign land, amid intense heat, and the flow of excrement, so copious and fervent, had the consistency of tapioca pudding.
Tag: copiousness
The price of deceit
She had a most spurious quinge, it could not be denied, but his contemplation of its likely artificiality was no cause to slow, still less cease, in its use, and only when his unctuous deposit was made and then languidly and shamefully regurgitated did he conclude that his suspicions had been warranted, and thus so was the excremental vengeance he swiftly and copiously discharged about her visage and into her perfidious maw.