Lick and suck the gleaming, veiny wanger, get her nails done or defuse the bomb? Argh! It was an impossible choice!
Tag: gleaming
Patently unfair
His beret had slipped, and now she saw how bald he was, the sun gleaming off his hairless pate, at least until the top of his head was fully covered by the dung of a passing vulture.
Take these lies and make them true
Her features had been described to him as unblemished, but that was blatantly untrue, or at least it was after he creamed off a nice big sticky blemish all over her mouth, her chin and, yea, her gleaming wabs.