Better than the original

Getting to incautiously drill someone’s mouth was not entirely new to him, but he couldn’t believe that the chin against which his balls were thudding belonged to Dame Helen Mirren, or at least a damned good impersonator. Well, an impersonator of at least the same age. The same age bracket, anyway… if there was only one age bracket and it started at Helen Mirren’s age and went all the way up to this crone’s age, which was unquestionably over a hundred. Actually, this was probably better than doing it to the real Helen Mirren, because, after all, Mirren insisted on retaining her real teeth.