Waste is a resource

“Would you like to make a donation to the horse rescue centre?”, the charity lady enquired of him.  Mindful of the kind of donation the forsaken horses would most appreciate, he quickly pulled down his jodhpurs just in time to curl off a thick brown donation straight into the collection bucket. Her mouth fell open, feigning astonishment but obviously hoping that he had a few nuggets left – and her luck was in.