“Requiescat im pace,” she intoned softly, and pulled the lever, but her utterance was inappropriate, since however much she wished peace upon her departing friend, it was being denied exactly that by her own action of flushing it round the u-bend and into the sewage system where, admittedly, it would join many more of its own kind.
Tag: intonation
Solitary ritual
“To you, my lord, I dedicate this offering, so humble to thee, but the most I can sacrifice,” he intoned, before laying back, lifting his legs and drawing them back as close to his head as possible, directing his bishop at his own face and splurging for all his life was worth.
In the name of the farter
“In nomine partris, et f-” intoned Father O’Donoghue, but his voice was drowned out by a deafening rectal belch which, for the rest of their lives, all of the congregation remembered as the ‘In nomine fartris’ incident and caused many of them refer to him as Father O’Donopoo.