The terrible impact of the rock cracking unevenly into the side of his head made a sickening sound, but that was nothing compared to the moment of horror as he realised that his central nervous system was irreparably damaged and that all he could do now was collapse to the floor, release his rectal grip and let his last log emerge and make its case to the world as he departed the mortal coil.
Tag: irreparability
One thing leads to another
The spade’s head had clanged into his visage with appalling force, and as he realised that his right cheekbone would never be repaired, he felt that he now had carte blanche to unload his rectum too, the resulting log soon tumbling out of his shorts and slumping indecorously onto the beautifully-lacquered oak parquet.