She blasted from the cannon and straight into the comically enormous turd, sinking deep inside and hearing people begin to scream as the brown mass closed again behind her, trapping her inside and turning a vulgar birthday amusement into a terrifying scramble for survival.
She closed her lips around his meat. Oooooh, it was firm and full of blood! She let her tongue slide languidly over it for a moment, then began to sink her teeth in, and in the moment when she pierced the skin she felt his juices squirt out. Ah, she thought. There’s no taste like that! Then she chomped in suddenly, her gnashers meeting, and then turned her head away with a jerk, tearing off a delicious gobful of his living calf as he screamed in disbelief and horror.